"In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead  and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home  feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go  collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch  and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young  enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are  generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go  to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no  responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you  spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with  central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and  then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!"      
— Woody Allen
— Woody Allen
